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SMOOCHING!
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STORY OF MY LIFE. I have also now upgraded to rogue smooches upon the cheeks of unsuspecting friends so…look out, if that weirds you out, I guess don’t be friends with me because it’ll probably happen.
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The writing on Doctor Who has been, frankly, terrible since Steven Moffat took over, but as I lie in bed while a third of my body rebels against me, I have to say that is a fantastic and totally unnecessary set of falsies on that viking.
Tom Gabel (Laura Jane Grace) of Against Me! on continuing the band after becoming a woman (via screamingfemale)
I love Against Me! and while it will probably be a little weird adjusting to hearing a woman’s voice, I cannot WAIT to see what they do together.
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bless you for submitting this, kajpaj.
Why would you even stand like that? Just being real sassy on set, Remmy?
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I was going to get all LadyMad at this guy but then he apologized and, actually to be honest, recognized that his apology meant fuck for shit and did something constructive instead and I will not ever be mad at him again.
Source: oatmealI don’t really play console games, but when I used to play xbox 360 what I heard inside my headset was primarily “OMG…
Wow I’ve never gotten angry at an article on The Onion before.
But while we’re on the subject.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, it’s not just girls who do this to guys. All the goddamn time.
I’m going to go eat more banana cream pie. Because that’s a smart idea.
—Kdar
angst angst angst
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This is top 5 favorite episodes of Doctor Who.
This whole thing between them killed me.
This whole thing not working out and her ending up with a human dumpster killed me (in a bad way).
Plus god he’s so cute.
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MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS
TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS
PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE
LIZARDS-
WHAT THE FUCK
WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS
THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG
THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT
WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK
AND MORE LIZARDS
FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER
WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS
HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE
ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER
AND THIS GUY
AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO
AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING
JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS
BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD
WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.
P.S.
I chortled, partially because this was practically a checklist for me this time last year.
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Mr. Vonnegut
This looks like Nantucket because of the flowers and that absurd little house and he kind of looks like my grandma because all old white people look the same and also she wears beige a lot and those shoes and I love Kurt Vonnegut so much his books aren’t like huge emotional roller coasters they’re like my comforter or cookies straight out of the oven and I love him.
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