The Thunder Down Under

theanimalblog:

Photo by turtletot43. 

SMOOCHING!

STORY OF MY LIFE. I have also now upgraded to rogue smooches upon the cheeks of unsuspecting friends so…look out, if that weirds you out, I guess don’t be friends with me because it’ll probably happen.

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The writing on Doctor Who has been, frankly, terrible since Steven Moffat took over, but as I lie in bed while a third of my body rebels against me, I have to say that is a fantastic and totally unnecessary set of falsies on that viking.

gingerhaze:

bless you for submitting this, kajpaj.

Why would you even stand like that? Just being real sassy on set, Remmy?

The Oatmeal: Is it just a Steam thing?

I was going to get all LadyMad at this guy but then he apologized and, actually to be honest, recognized that his apology meant fuck for shit and did something constructive instead and I will not ever be mad at him again.

oatmeal:

I don’t really play console games, but when I used to play xbox 360 what I heard inside my headset was primarily “OMG…

Wow I’ve never gotten angry at an article on The Onion before.

But while we’re on the subject.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, it’s not just girls who do this to guys. All the goddamn time.

I’m going to go eat more banana cream pie. Because that’s a smart idea.

—Kdar

angst angst angst

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This is top 5 favorite episodes of Doctor Who.

This whole thing between them killed me.

This whole thing not working out and her ending up with a human dumpster killed me (in a bad way).

Plus god he’s so cute.

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zloi-medved:

MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA

BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS

RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-

 WHAT THE FUCK

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

AND MORE LIZARDS

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.

SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.

WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.

P.S.

I chortled, partially because this was practically a checklist for me this time last year.

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knifing:

Mr. Vonnegut

This looks like Nantucket because of the flowers and that absurd little house and he kind of looks like my grandma because all old white people look the same and also she wears beige a lot and those shoes and I love Kurt Vonnegut so much his books aren’t like huge emotional roller coasters they’re like my comforter or cookies straight out of the oven and I love him.

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